[SYSTEM] Satire Engine Core... ACTIVE
[COMICS] Image Generation... OPERATIONAL
[PRESS] Daily Pipeline... READY
[ARCHIVE] Cloud Sync... CONNECTED
// CROMER_NARRATIVE_ENGINE_V1.1
[PROTOCOL] Pantomime Protocol v1.1... LOADED
[LOGIC] Causal Debt ($D_c$) Amortization... STABLE
[PHYSICS] Tier 1/2 Semantic Facade... NOMINAL
[TELEMETRY] Causal Roast Case Study... VALIDATED
[IP_CLAIM] Bayesian Embodiment... INDEXED (GITHUB)
Note: Narrative logic governing interactive fiction is now public for prior art establishment.
